Troy (the film)
July 13, 2007
Just seen it. Its kinda long. Here's the quickie if you can't be bothered yourself:
Troy-prince: Wow Helen, you're proper hot
Helen: You're way poncier than hubby. Lets go to Troy.
Greek hubby: Where's wifey got to now? Oh. Off to war we go then.
*short boat ride later*
Achilles: Warrrrgh!
20,000 Troy soldiers: Ow. Dead.
Achilles: Bored now. Keep going without me chaps.
Greeks: Ow, now we're getting our asses kicked.
Achilles: You killed my generic relative! I kill your princey brother.
Princy brother: Fighty fighty. Ow. Dead.
King: Um, bugger. Temporary truce while I mourn?
*days pass*
King: lol, they've all buggered off now.
King: Oooh look, a sod off huge wooden horse. I'm having that.
Achilles: A murderin' we shall go in Troy...
Troy citizens: OW OW OW. Dead.
Troy-prince: Take this!
Achilles: In the heel? You git! Dead.
Troy-prince: Wow Helen, you're proper hot
Helen: You're way poncier than hubby. Lets go to Troy.
Greek hubby: Where's wifey got to now? Oh. Off to war we go then.
*short boat ride later*
Achilles: Warrrrgh!
20,000 Troy soldiers: Ow. Dead.
Achilles: Bored now. Keep going without me chaps.
Greeks: Ow, now we're getting our asses kicked.
Achilles: You killed my generic relative! I kill your princey brother.
Princy brother: Fighty fighty. Ow. Dead.
King: Um, bugger. Temporary truce while I mourn?
*days pass*
King: lol, they've all buggered off now.
King: Oooh look, a sod off huge wooden horse. I'm having that.
Achilles: A murderin' we shall go in Troy...
Troy citizens: OW OW OW. Dead.
Troy-prince: Take this!
Achilles: In the heel? You git! Dead.
Ciz says:
July 14, 2007 @ 10:07 — Reply
Yet another rubbish and historically oblivious Hollywood film. Rumour is Brad Pitt needed a leg double because he's such a scrawny chicken-legged girl.