B3ta run an image contest each week, inviting folks to mess with their minds. Here's my often pathetic efforts, categorised so they make marginally more sense. Click 'em all, you can't really tell what you're going to get from the titles. Most of the links here take you off to b3ta.com in a popup. You get to see what other b3teans said about my posts, lucky you.
"Photoshop the Police. Get out your funny handshakes and a copy of photoshop and make us pictures of the boys and girls in blue to make us laugh."
"Budget Cuts. All projects start out wonderful until the accounts weenies step in and point out you've only got 3 Estonian pingus to spend. Show us how things might look if they had had to be made on the cheap"
"100% FACT. It's gotta be true - a man down the pub told me last night. Photoshop us the sort of pub trivia that passes as fact these days"
"Make us more pictures of people in the smallest number of shapes possible"
"What would the Victorians have made of the interweb? We need to know, for our own private, ahem, 'research'"
"It's National Suicide Week! Create material to push people over the edge"
"The rubbish films made of computer games oozing out of Hollywood set us thinking..."
"DVD is an amazing medium, mostly due to the sheer amount of guff you can get..."Groundhog Day Uncut Collectors Edition
"Corporations spend stupid amounts of money to have designers tell them their logo should be a different shade of green..."
"Physics is great - it stops our cornflakes from floating into space, but what happens when physics breaks?"
Stuff created just because. Not related to anything in particular, just a funny idea. Or an unfunny one.
If someone posts something nice, a traditional "woo" shows you liked it. Adding a "yay" means you really liked it. Occasionally, a "hoopla" is in order too. For particularly spectacular posts, a pictorial woo/yay/hoopla is the only way to sum up your glee. These are the ones I've created to hand out as I see fit.
If someone posts something truely lame, a vitriolic comment and a suitable image is in order. Ergo, the vitriol images library.